Uwe Boll?!

Ok, you may notice that in some articles, I make fun of Uwe Boll. Before I receive a backlash of LEAVE UWE BOLL ALONE! Hate mail (From the undeniably few people who read my blog) I want you to get to know him first.

Fact #1: All three of the movies he released in the U.S. are in the IMDb bottom 100.

Fact#2: All of his movies are certified "Rotten" in Rotten Tomatoes.

Fact#3: His name's not pronouned "Huey", to know how to pronounce his name, click here.

Fact#4: He is an arrogant piece of fuck that is clearly a waste of human organs.

Fact#5: He's been raping our favorite games and turing them into horrible movie adaptations.

Fact#6: So horrible that a petition has been put up to stop him, Uwe says that if it reaches 1,000,000 signatures he will retire. What are you waiting for? Sign up and stop this abomination to mankind.

I think that's enough for now. Anywho, he's making a new movie, yes, a new movie. This so-called "movie" is going to be based on the game FarCry. It pains me to see such a good game be turned into an hour or more of sheer mindfuck that will pierce your pshyche because you haven't seen a movie that bad. It will undeniably be a rapefest for all of our unfortunate human eyeballs to gaze upon, causing excruciating pain and mental scarring for an eternity to come. Although there is a 0.00000001 percent chance that this movie will be good, if that happens, the apocalypse is among us. Only a few things can be said kindly about this man, all of them escape me right now, well there is the... Wait, no. How about the... Nope. Nothing.

Please Mr. Boll, if you will decide to make another movie, don't... Just don't. Save all of humanity from overwhelming mediocrity that will not only be an insult to the art of filmmaking, but also a blow to all of humanitie's balls as well.