Pancake House's secret meal combo

My dad and I ate at Pancake House recently and I discovered something a bit... strange
Look at the Amount Due... 666!... and forty-three cents but Six Six Six nonetheless! So remember, if you want to order the Meal from Hell Special just take a look at this.

You think Pancake House has some secret ties with the Satanist church? Hmmm, "Pancake House, home cooked meals, FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL!"

Pancake House's CEO

The Spirit

I... I don't know why, but I feel so compelled to write a review for this movie.

The Spirit. The Critics loathed it, I loved it. Why? Because its so damned outrageous. Its a tongue-in-cheek, campy, funny, cartoonish movie. There's a certain charm when the Spirit aimlessly talks to himself, narrating his plan, it's a bit corny but that's what makes it great. Samuel L. Jackson (and his clone lackeys) stole the show with the comedy they provide throughout the movie, the Samurai Scene is by far my favorite scene. You can tell Samuel Jackson was having fun throughout the whole thing. The gritty narration is a throwback to all the old noir detective movies where they too, talk to themselves while looking at the camera.

At the time when most superhero movies are all out serious (I'm looking at you Dark Knight... insert "why so serious" joke here) This is just... fun, what superhero movies are supposed to be. Think Adam West's Batman of the 60's, this is like that. Campy, cartoonish, outrageous, and just plain funny. This is kind of like the Anti Dark Knight in a way.

Its maybe because I'm just sixteen, but I loved this movie. Its the noir and (Much to my chagrin, I have to use this word again) ourtrageous comedy that makes it great. The film is not supposed to be a comedy movie so don't expect any slapstick if that's what you were hoping.

Final Say: It's funny, cartoonish, and unusual. Watch it.

Yet another product pitch!

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I fucking hate MS Paint.

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New year.

Well, it's '09. Got a new look for the blog and... other stuff.

Every year comes the inevitable question, "What will your new years resolution be?". I am sick of hearing this. I have never, nor will I ever, make a new years resolution, you know why? Because we almost never fulfill them anyway. I mean, has last years resolution of "lose more weight" and "Drink less" or even "quit smoking" ever come true? Maybe a small percent of you have but then again, maybe not. If I were to make myself a resolution, it would be "I vow to never make another new years resolution again... EVER." At this point I'll drink to my hearts content to the point where I can't even remember my name. Speaking of drunkenness in new year, do you think this is the reason people never follow through with their resolutions? I mean, most of us drink in new year and maybe we're so drunk that the next day we don't remember the resolution we made!

My point? New years resolutions suck. They serve no purpose as to make you feel bad about yourself next new year when you remembered your last promise.

Maybe my next article will be more uplifting.